7 Scariest Babies That Prove Parenthood Is the Real Nightmare

7 Scariest Babies That Prove Parenthood Is the Real Nightmare

Babies are adorable bundles of innocent joy. Right? Wrong! Not in videogames where, according to our research, babies are horrifying bundles of abject terror. Steady your nerves and your parenting instincts, such as they are, for these seven scariest babies that prove parenting is the real nightmare. Enjoy, and subscribe for a video like this every Thursday!


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48 Comments

  1. A.J. Kimball on December 4, 2021 at 1:58 pm

    The awful thing is that you could make a lot more of these. While baby zombies in minecraft are not the most visually terrifying for obvious reasons, they are horrifying on your first night, easily being able to absolutely speed blitz you or leave you open to attacks from other mobs. And in previous versions of the game they didn’t even burn in sunlight, and even come in husk, drowned, and chicken jockey variants. No thank you.



  2. RCP90 on December 4, 2021 at 1:58 pm

    When I saw the list I was surprised not to see Condemned 2 on there, but nope those 7 we’re pretty good(terrifying)



  3. Celinne Jansson on December 4, 2021 at 1:58 pm

    I’m a little surprised that the trigger teddys from dark deception is not one here, those things are creepy as hell.



  4. Filou I on December 4, 2021 at 1:59 pm

    Wait green? Really?……One learns something new every day.



  5. Nerissa Crawford on December 4, 2021 at 1:59 pm

    I don’t think Rose is creepy but the Beneviento baby on the other hand….



  6. Robert Bettac on December 4, 2021 at 2:00 pm

    This video made me laugh first thing in the morning. It’s weird to say because of the topic but you are good and clever writers. The evil dead 2 glow up 😂



  7. Zenlore on December 4, 2021 at 2:01 pm

    The Cherubs from Doom 3 are freaking weird. Basically baby demons from the waist up, and the bottom half is that of a flying insect.
    Flybabies, as I called them before consulting the wiki.



  8. Riley Drenth on December 4, 2021 at 2:02 pm

    Isn’t Orphan of Kos technically a giant baby?



  9. Globöb Oboglöb on December 4, 2021 at 2:03 pm

    A satisfying amount of Silent Hill here, I see.
    But seriously. The volume difference between your speech and the game clips is huge, even with smart volume on!



  10. Duffking on December 4, 2021 at 2:04 pm

    I’m sorry but I maintain that the exploding babies in Dead Space 2 are Evil Dead 2 level of hilarious



  11. The Phantom Stinker on December 4, 2021 at 2:13 pm

    Man… What is wrong with me that I know so many more baby monsters you could name in the next list? (takes a deep breath and rolls up his sleeves)

    Let’s start with the one you’ve probably already received a hundred comments about already:
    Nazi Zombie Demon Fetus from South Park: The Stick of Truth

    Also…

    The Watchers from Darkengard
    Giant floating carnivorous babies… That are the harbingers of Armageddon.

    Orphan of Kos from Bloodborne
    You come across it as it is quite literally crawling out of the corpse of its mom. So even though it looks full grown, I still say it counts.

    Junior from CarnEvil.
    So disturbing that the developers were pressured into offering an alternative arcade machine where the boss is replaced by a giant killer teddy bear.

    Expósito from Blasphemous
    Blindfolded and crying blood… And the power that created this being, they called "The Miracle".

    The Ultimate Being from Parasite Eve
    I… Dude, I can’t keep providing descriptions for these. Just look them up on Youtube.

    Mundus’s Spawn from DMC: Devil May Cry.

    Botchlings from The Witcher 3.

    The "Fetus of God" from Darkstalkers (if backgrounds count)



  12. cody harris on December 4, 2021 at 2:13 pm

    The baby mutants from the forest kinda sad it was missed



  13. Brett h on December 4, 2021 at 2:14 pm

    Thanks for ruining the chicken curry I was eating when I watched this, Jane



  14. BlauerKeks on December 4, 2021 at 2:17 pm

    "Horrifying bundles of abject horror" Joke’s on you, they already are that to me



  15. Nick Powers on December 4, 2021 at 2:18 pm

    What about The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt? The baby mission at the beginning still keeps me up at night.



  16. Mr. Pug gaming on December 4, 2021 at 2:18 pm

    what about the babies from the forest?



  17. Daniel Holmes on December 4, 2021 at 2:20 pm

    Someone just let me know if they did the Resident Evil baby that recently just came out



  18. C P on December 4, 2021 at 2:20 pm

    I see Mike has a good taste in music



  19. Jaytecx on December 4, 2021 at 2:21 pm

    7 EMBARRASING BLOOPERS from the outsidexbox team.



  20. Chris Goodluck on December 4, 2021 at 2:23 pm

    The crawlers must be the most boneheaded version of the necromorphs there is. The point of the necromorphs is to spread, kill and convert more bodies into necromorphs so they can achieve enough mass to make a moon. But the crawlers explode any body they attack into broken chunks that are now useless to the necromorphs and kill themselves in the process. How does their design further the goals of the Marker?



  21. Goorious Harris on December 4, 2021 at 2:24 pm

    I noticed you guys missed the baby from the witcher 3 baron questline. Would you like to explain yourselves?



  22. VelvetBongo on December 4, 2021 at 2:25 pm

    Jane: "Sometimes you write loads of food jokes cuz it’s nearly lunchtime"

    Mike: "7 Scariest Babies That Prove Parenthood Is The Real Nightmare"
    I’m with ya brother. Just keep rocking …
    Or they’ll just wake up and scream at you.



  23. Luke T Simmons on December 4, 2021 at 2:26 pm

    OK OK, my go at describing Gegebonne – it’s if a Kuato (and younger host) fell into a Sarlacc pit and during the 1,000 years of digestion they allowed Kuato to pop out and say hi now and again… so did I do a professional job with that description?



  24. TheIntelectualnerd on December 4, 2021 at 2:28 pm

    What about the Sink Fetus of PT fame? Nightmare Fuel if ever I saw it.



  25. john wrath on December 4, 2021 at 2:29 pm

    The REVIII bienvenito mansion is one of the best executed sequences in modern horror. The monster baby and the chattering dolls are absolutely terrifying. The rest of the game isn’t that scary, but god damn that part is. Surprised the Botchling from Witcher 3 didn’t make the list. That thing is revolting.



  26. Illien Galene on December 4, 2021 at 2:31 pm

    Where are the aliens babies from Sims4?! Their spooky voices are hollowing out souls.



  27. Mitch Johnson on December 4, 2021 at 2:31 pm

    I accidentally came here on 0.5 speed and it’s turns out at that speed Mike seems a lot like Tim Curry.



  28. Hunter Romanski on December 4, 2021 at 2:35 pm

    I seem to remember a bizarre boss in Killer is Dead that was at least part baby… That whole game was a fever dream to begin with anyway.



  29. The Reptile on December 4, 2021 at 2:35 pm

    The Bloody Baron’s baby girl from The Witcher 3. Nuff said.



  30. Curious Khajiit on December 4, 2021 at 2:38 pm

    The part of my brain that responds to crotch goblin screeches, thankfully only wants to be as far from that shit as possible. Sadly as seen in this video, some assholes think chasing you with screaming shit factories is spooky…..and not ungodly annoying.



  31. Sir Ravix of Fourhorn on December 4, 2021 at 2:40 pm

    Maaaan, I love Silent Hill 3. Lol



  32. Matt G on December 4, 2021 at 2:43 pm

    Dante’s Inferno was a great game, tyvm



  33. Paul Musgrave on December 4, 2021 at 2:43 pm

    What about the Nazi Zombie Babies from South Park: Stick of Truth? Especially that giant one at the end of the adoration clinic



  34. ΚŌ ΖΑΙ on December 4, 2021 at 2:43 pm

    It makes me wonder if this list concept spawned from Mike’s thoughts amidst performing one of his parental duties.



  35. kenzo bae on December 4, 2021 at 2:44 pm

    the dantes inferno one has a cute behind the scenes with the baby they used to make those lil scary babies.



  36. bobpcaramel on December 4, 2021 at 2:46 pm

    Good god, the twin victims was genuinely terrifying, even after it was described what it was going to look like. Props to whoever designed that, because they must have a Phd in Heebie-jeebology



  37. purpleiguana on December 4, 2021 at 2:47 pm

    I was going to suggest the baby from Outlast II, but that baby was actually kind of cute, even if it might possibly have been the antichrist. It was the entire rest of the game that made me question humanity.



  38. Daniel Miller on December 4, 2021 at 2:48 pm

    I had a manor in an RPG, and when we were determining what was happening as a side effect of being close to the ‘broken summoning circle’ , and the abandoned nursery had an edge in the same area, but right above. I was nice and did not lob demon babies at my players, but apparently ‘chain of ghost babies’ is just too much for them. Sensitive.



  39. Chris Barnett on December 4, 2021 at 2:49 pm

    Liliths baby from DmC is another one that made me say no thanks to having kids.



  40. D34TH_2 on December 4, 2021 at 2:49 pm

    NORMALIZE🙏PSYCHO🙏SEXUAL🙏PUZZLE🙏GAMES🙏



  41. Stjurgeon on December 4, 2021 at 2:50 pm

    How is there no mention of the Sims glitch babies?



  42. Steve F on December 4, 2021 at 2:50 pm

    You give this crew a chance to show off Catherine’s chainsaw baby, you know they’re gonna take it



  43. Daniel Björkman on December 4, 2021 at 2:51 pm

    Still less scary than the real thing. Now, if you had to change the diapers of any of those things, I might get worried.



  44. Ann Chovi on December 4, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    Awwww you guys left out the horrible exploding babies in the beginning of Parasite Eve 2!



  45. Kevin Sucaldito on December 4, 2021 at 2:56 pm

    sooooo…. wheres the baby from Blasphemous?



  46. Vegitunks0 on December 4, 2021 at 2:56 pm

    No mention of the giant baby from Zombie ate my Neighbors



  47. Loonbob on December 4, 2021 at 2:56 pm

    I thought instead of Dante’s Inferno’s Hell babies, they should have used Doom 3’s Hell babies. They have wings.



  48. Hendrik B. on December 4, 2021 at 2:57 pm

    That’s why one should get dogs instead of children.